yeffyaboyuice:

sweetfucktory:

yeffyaboyuice:

yeffyaboyuice:

yeffyaboyuice:

yeffyaboyuice:

The story behind this is we a played Halloween hide an seek in the dark. My brother took so long to be found that people were texting him asking him where he was. All he replied with was “spoop” and “14 inches flaccid”

When we found him he was blogging on tumblr. He got the prize of course.

Guys don’t encourage my brother it only makes him stronger

GUYS SERIOUSLY IF HE SEES THIS HE’LL COME TO MY HOUSE AND GIVE ME A JACKASS GRIN I SWE AA R

WHO TOLD HIM
WHO TOLD HIM

CRAWLING IN MY SKIN THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL

i only get stronger the more everyone sees this

NO DON’T REVIVE THIS I’M NOT READY RELIVE THIS EVERY YEAR

(Source: beanmug)

ultrafacts:

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humansofnewyork:

"Some old man suggested we climb a tree. We thought he was crazy, but we found two fruits up there. One was really big, and the other was small. So we ate the big one right away, just in case anyone in the village asked us to share."(Jinja, Uganda)

humansofnewyork:

"Some old man suggested we climb a tree. We thought he was crazy, but we found two fruits up there. One was really big, and the other was small. So we ate the big one right away, just in case anyone in the village asked us to share."

(Jinja, Uganda)

superfriedscienceguy:

"Math is the dialect of the universe"…. What does that even mean? There are things we observe in the universe and sometimes we don’t always understand them. Thats why we invented math. Math is the manual of the universe. A guide to help us understand why things happen the way they do. The universe threw countless mysteries at us and we honed those mysteries using numbers. Numbers interpret the way the universe works and translates it so that we can understand the universe. It is the “google translate” of everything. We didn’t give quantitive values to things that were qualitative. The universe did. We, however, deciphered the code that the universe had set forth and did it without every using a single word. Math is to real life as binary is to computers. It’s the encryption of how things should happen, and it follows that code down to the letter. Thats because the universe IS math. Math teaches us to learn the ways of everything. There is so much underlying wisdom in math. So much latent potential in math. 

Math is… underrated. From now on, rather than trying to memorize x and y or the quadratic equation, learn that x and y are values that are susceptible to change and that the quadratic equation represents a pattern that YOU can use to your advantage. Math is a tool more valuable than any other. Learn to use it

moon83:

Sparkle palace cocktail table by John Foster

Portfolio // Tumblr

inanorderlyfashion:

blackqueerbravado:

mewtwoofficial:

yappanese:

I love this

lil fairy queen’s wings got tired so she took the subway

hope this child knew yall took they pic tho
hope they parents let it be posted tho

Fear not blackqueerbravado. The child in this picture is my niece. She knew I was taking her picture and her mother, my sister, let me post it. The person you reblogged it from or the person they reblogged it from removed the caption I originally put on it, which was:
The Queen as a Fairy Princess, Halloween NYC 2013
photographed by ©Channon Simmons

inanorderlyfashion:

blackqueerbravado:

mewtwoofficial:

yappanese:

I love this

lil fairy queen’s wings got tired so she took the subway

hope this child knew yall took they pic tho

hope they parents let it be posted tho

Fear not blackqueerbravado. The child in this picture is my niece. She knew I was taking her picture and her mother, my sister, let me post it. The person you reblogged it from or the person they reblogged it from removed the caption I originally put on it, which was:

The Queen as a Fairy Princess, Halloween NYC 2013

photographed by ©Channon Simmons

quaintcastiel:

cleopatrasweave:

lyssissherlocked:

subliminal-mind-duck:

invisiblechickens:

are there even any houses in the usa which touch each other???

like in britain some houses are terraced or semi-detached

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but in america they’re like “dON’t tOUch mE!”

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I HAVE ALWAYS WONDERED WHAT BRITISH NEIGHBORHOODS LOOKED LIKE. THANK YOU.

Isn’t that like a major fire code violation? Like if one house catches on fire, POOF there goes the whole fucking street up in flames.

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we never learn

a-heart-of-calcifer:

carry-on-my-otp:

pulledacross:

"Oh. I was hoping for a philosophical debate"

Nine doesn’t have time for your bullshit

THEY DONT WRITE EM LIKE THIS ANYMORE

humansofnewyork:

"What’s the most important thing your dad has ever taught you?""If someone hurts your feelings, don’t worry, because that person will also have a turn to get their feelings hurt. And also, you should never undermine people or make them feel unimportant. And also, if you drop out of school, he won’t deal with you anymore."(Kampala, Uganda

humansofnewyork:

"What’s the most important thing your dad has ever taught you?"
"If someone hurts your feelings, don’t worry, because that person will also have a turn to get their feelings hurt. And also, you should never undermine people or make them feel unimportant. And also, if you drop out of school, he won’t deal with you anymore."

(Kampala, Uganda

fucknofetishization:

khaleesikun:

i literally hate when people always try to dismiss race and act like it “isn’t a problem anymore”

i’m mixed. my dad is a 6’3 black male, my mom is white w/ blonde hair and blue eyes.

you and your family have never been randomly pulled over by cops on several occasions just so they could ask your mom if she’s “okay” 

there’s still a fucking problem

interracial relationships dont end racism, point blank.